Wide Stance.

While searching the Google for images of Stormy Daniels it dawned on me that conservatives are a fun bunch. I don’t mean that they are the life of the party fun or share a line fun. They definitely aren’t that kind of fun as anyone who has ever spent time at a Chamber of Commerce meeting will most assuredly agree.

I just think they provide sane rational properly educated people a lot of amusement. They are fun because they make me laugh. Sure they frequently piss me off and in a few cases they have brought me dangerously close to committing homicide but nothing, absolutely nothing, compares with the sheer joy they bring me when they pull out their figurative and in some cases (Larry Craig and David Vitter) literal peckers and stomp on them for all to see.

You’d think maybe a layover in Minneapolis isn’t such a good idea?

This is a group of people so concerned about what Americans are doing in their bedrooms, in their cars, on the Ted Stevens approved interwebs, and with their bodies that they can’t think straight. This makes them do some really stupid fucking things.

For that I salute them.

Apparently we have a stimulus bill that might pass a Senate vote.
Great.

The republicans are crying foul and whining that the bill wasn’t fashioned in the spirit true bipartisanship.

Fuck them.

I am so fucking sick and tired of hearing the word bipartisan or any other bipart variant. It doesn’t exist today and it won’t be possible as long as the rump party is filled with window licking retards. There is common sense and there is abject idiocy. They have been dealing in the latter for a number of years and the time has come to say enough. They would vote against a cure for cancer if the sane side discovered it.

When whore master David Vitter and dorm dork Eric Cantor are the best you got you are done.
What mystifies me is that when the economy does a 180 and the bible thumping, biggest losing, idol watching, people magazine reading shitheads who vote for these morons save their trailers from foreclosure they will still turn around and vote for the same corrupt assholes who fucked them in the first place.

To any in government who care,

Since our MBA President and his Calvinist/free market nut jobs have decimated the United States and we must now save Wall Street, I would like you to hold these morons accountable. I want the nitwits who presided over the systematic deregulation of the last thirty years-- run out of government. I do not want them in charge of anything ever again. Not even local animal control. No offense to dog catchers intended.

Once that group of self serving “evildoers” has been shown the door, I would like you to go after the greedy bastards who ran the companies that we are now bailing out. I want the Federal government to seize their ill gotten assets and prosecute them when criminal activity has been discovered. After you accomplish that task I would be willing to lead one of the many screaming torch carrying mobs we will need to chase all of those gluttonous pigs back to their bankruptcy protected “primary residences”. Things are not going so well work wise due to the crappy economy and I now have a lot of unwanted free time. Too much free time if you know what I mean. Once we get them all rounded up in their architectural monuments to excess—“we the people” will burn them to the ground. Since we have something they don’t have, a conscience, “we the people” will let them take a few essentials with them so they won’t be completely put out after they relocate to moldy abandoned FEMA trailers. Basic things like shampoo, a few bottles of chardonnay, some clothing, an illegal domestic, the least expensive Mercedes and some Cup “O” Noodles.

Then when “we the people” get these broken banking and financial institutions up and running I want you to make sure we all get our money back. I want Congress to set the salaries of the people running these government controlled companies and I don’t want to see any more multimillion dollar golden parachutes. I don’t want to see any more enabling compliant look the other way company directors. I want oversight. I want regulation and I want you to bring back good old fashioned trust busting. I want American corporations paying American taxes-not rent in the Caymans or Dubai. I figure you kids can knock this out in a couple of weeks tops.

Godspeed and good hunting.

If you have yet to read the corner please do. Those tin foil wearing nitwits are the funniest fuckers out there banging away on keyboards bar none.

http://corner.nationalreview.com/


K-Lo is quite thick.

Well sonofabitch here I am again in all my friggin glory.